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作者: lightman (萊特曼) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 媽祖
時間: Mon Mar 27 23:34:30 2006
昨天回去掃墓的時候
叔叔說了一件有關於媽祖的事情
-----------------------------------------
最近大甲媽祖出巡遶境
然後我阿媽(宜蘭人)也要去跟著
要帶上家裡的媽祖 (話說媽祖座位也要錢XD)
不過因為長年的煙燻 所以衣服變的髒髒的
這樣帶出去不好看 所以就給他換了新衣服
--------------------------------
隔天
我叔叔家的媽祖(不同尊)發爐了
99% 有事情發生才會發爐
這在鄉下算大事件 處理不好會出事
所以叔叔就趕快跑去廟裡面問發生了什麼事...
後來問出來了 結果是......
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
(￣口￣|||)
我腦袋裡浮現這個畫面...
媽祖A: 你看 這是我換的新衣服 呵呵呵.. (轉圈圈)
媽祖B: 好好喔.. (羨慕的望著新衣服 扭著手指)
推 durian0816:噗 03/27 23:36
推 imanikki:果然是"魔法少女"XD 03/27 23:41
推 Hans14:XD 03/27 23:47
推 guestcubic:這個可以轉marvel了 03/27 23:48
推 donotpush:XDDD 03/27 23:50
推 TheLucifer:好棒喔XDDDD 03/27 23:53
推 tBeer: ˋ(°▽ ° )ノˋ( ° ▽°)ノ 03/27 23:55
推 futureblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:55
推 moritachiny:連媽祖也很可愛XDDD 03/27 23:56
→ HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:57
推 miau:XDDDD 03/28 00:03
推 zok:XD 03/28 00:03
推 rufong:XDD 03/28 00:04
推 alibuda2000:媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:03
推 alwaso:真的假的!!??? 感覺神明應該不會為了這種事而.... 03/28 00:04
推 zok:樓上害我又笑了XDDDD 03/28 00:05
※ patpat:轉錄至看板 marvel 03/28 00:06
→ zok:推的好快..是樓樓上XD" 03/28 00:06
推 patpat:借轉 03/28 00:06
推 u86u86: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:06
推 cokewen:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:06
推 flypig1999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:08
推 Arlen7119:XDDDDD 03/28 00:08
推 cosy:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:09
推 ninemay:這樣也行....後來也換了嗎!!?? 03/28 00:09
推 hueycat:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:09
推 mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:11
→ dongone:XDDDDDDDDDDD 拔拔:為什麼他家有電腦我們沒有!! 03/28 00:12
推 moritachiny:媽祖：妹妹被m了~~我也要(發爐) 03/28 00:15
推 timchenegg: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:27
推 bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDD真的好玩...媽祖會不會生氣祂上笨版了XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:28
推 nosae:總結樓上幾位 不管怎樣都要發爐XDD 03/28 00:32
推 ChAngie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:39
推 juneday:XDDD 好好笑~~媽祖妹妹吃醋.......XDD 03/28 00:40
推 DreamCome:什麼是發爐啊 03/28 00:41
推 Ranii:媽祖妹:我也要件新衣服(怒火)(轟!!) 03/28 00:40
推 sheng3476:文昌帝君:都沒我的份 全部當掉 (轟) 03/28 00:42
推 kilda:祭拜的香燒的特別大，應該會有火焰出現 03/28 00:43
推 princessmake:XD 03/28 00:46
推 eastfox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:48
推 MissWang:XDD 03/28 00:54
推 shosuke:XDDDD 03/28 00:58
推 QQ3128:XDDDDDDD 03/28 01:02
推 pequenola:哈................怎麼可以這麼可愛 03/28 01:03
推 souening:XDDDDD 怎麼可以這麼好笑 XDDDD 03/28 01:07
推 muzik:推"魔法少女"...XDD 03/28 01:11
推 lightman:這件事情是真的 至少我們家族這種東西會相信@@ 03/28 01:16
→ lightman:後來兩尊都有換新衣服 03/28 01:16
推 RaelLai:超可愛的>"<.........XDXDXD 03/28 01:18
推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:19
推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:20
推 Whitelighter:XD 03/28 01:23
推 noyt: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:29
推 JerryHsieh:超有趣 03/28 01:39
推 Tery:可以問一下~怎麼問出來的嗎? 03/28 01:42
※ chenguanwen:轉錄至看板 NTPU-JLAW94 03/28 02:11
推 hahaho:XDDDDDDDDDDD原文和推文都好好笑啊XDDDDDD 03/28 03:18
推 wfb: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 04:11
推 whiterose:月老看看身上的舊衣服,"沒人提到我 那我去忙了(笑)" 03/28 05:49
→ whiterose:蹲到牆邊靜靜的拿出剪刀把大家的紅線一一剪掉重練 囧" 03/28 05:50
→ whiterose:月老沒有發爐 可是歸團人士愈來愈多了.........(End) 03/28 05:51
推 franreaac:囧... 03/28 08:01
推 elson38:這下子附近寺廟的神像可能要一起換衣服了.爐有得發了 XD 03/28 08:43
推 Zorina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 08:49
推 bluealumi:XDDDDDDDDDDD....好可愛唷.... 03/28 09:09
推 fjumonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 10:00
※ bagelkid:轉錄至某隱形看板 03/28 10:28
推 Sunicer:這篇很好笑XD 03/28 10:59
推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:14
推 fishoffish:好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:22
推 lfswg:好可愛喔 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:24
推 slhw:好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:32
推 windforty:好可愛XDDDD 03/28 11:45
推 richday:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:53
推 Ferrero0212:好可愛喔.....>/////< 03/28 11:59
推 haggis:實在太可愛了 >////< 03/28 12:55
推 flyblack:可以推推嗎?媽祖姐姐=ˇ= 03/28 13:03
→ peronlin:我也要想問怎樣問出來的耶,哈哈 03/28 13:07
推 jarlinlove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:39
推 edenas:怎麼問出來的啊? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 14:09
推 DeathWizard:XD 03/28 15:22
推 gingling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:25
推 joy71:XDDDDD 03/28 15:29
推 Label:這太妙了啊~~ 03/28 16:05
推 a0919:好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 16:35
推 suncain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 18:11
推 rainley:天阿～～～XDDDD 03/28 18:44
推 suncap:那個...什麼叫發爐？ 03/28 19:18
推 mood39:↑就是爐子突然起大火一陣子 03/28 19:24
推 venvendoggy:魔法少女XD 03/28 19:30
推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 19:51
推 salance:媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 好可愛喔~~ 03/28 19:58
推 miname:媽祖：妹妹發爐了~~我也要(轟~~~) 03/28 20:07
推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/28 21:00
推 kennylin0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 21:17
推 cherlee:魔法少女 XDDDDD 03/28 21:25
推 incanto:本文＋推文，都讓我笑到不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:06
推 pantheratigr:XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:12
推 MarsLin:突然很好奇~媽祖哪來的姊妹? 03/29 01:27
推 lewistsai:樓上的～基本上分靈就會以姊妹，甚至母女相稱～～ 03/29 01:33
※ jaster0921:轉錄至看板 THUIM-1st 03/29 10:13
推 lanton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 11:04
推 bigQmo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 11:50
推 conective:超可愛Q_Q XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:19
推 aqwspop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:25
推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:53
推 paupau0782:媽祖也是有小少女的一面 03/29 14:09
推 weiweililin:媽祖認真了!!!!!! 借轉謝謝 03/29 20:31
推 seasunsky:XD 03/29 21:14
推 asurada:XD 03/29 23:31
推 iamzen:XDDDDDDD我笑得好累... 03/29 23:41
推 fankus:XD 好庫唷 03/30 10:34
推 ARIEL1208:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 11:10
推 TravelFar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 13:44
推 blaukatze:小默娘果然是魔法少女 03/30 15:42
推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 18:17
推 whatsID:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈 03/30 20:41
推 james0806: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/31 03:34
推 missinglove:這篇怎麼可以沒爆?! 推推推 哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 08:57
推 kufgrman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 14:03
推 CancerPTT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 14:16
→ daiYuTsung:好可愛唷 03/31 14:31
推 nix:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 17:32
推 Mucha:XDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了啦 03/31 20:48
推 Myjobis5F:媽祖:我被PO在笨版 這篇要爆才行!(發爐) 03/31 22:02
推 KevinAction: 借轉joke板! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 22:32
推 dniw:超好笑~~可愛的媽祖~~XD 03/31 22:32
作者: lightman (萊特曼) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 媽祖
時間: Mon Mar 27 23:34:30 2006
昨天回去掃墓的時候
叔叔說了一件有關於媽祖的事情
-----------------------------------------
最近大甲媽祖出巡遶境
然後我阿媽(宜蘭人)也要去跟著
要帶上家裡的媽祖 (話說媽祖座位也要錢XD)
不過因為長年的煙燻 所以衣服變的髒髒的
這樣帶出去不好看 所以就給他換了新衣服
--------------------------------
隔天
我叔叔家的媽祖(不同尊)發爐了
99% 有事情發生才會發爐
這在鄉下算大事件 處理不好會出事
所以叔叔就趕快跑去廟裡面問發生了什麼事...
後來問出來了 結果是......
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
(￣口￣|||)
我腦袋裡浮現這個畫面...
媽祖A: 你看 這是我換的新衣服 呵呵呵.. (轉圈圈)
媽祖B: 好好喔.. (羨慕的望著新衣服 扭著手指)
推 durian0816:噗 03/27 23:36
推 imanikki:果然是"魔法少女"XD 03/27 23:41
推 Hans14:XD 03/27 23:47
推 guestcubic:這個可以轉marvel了 03/27 23:48
推 donotpush:XDDD 03/27 23:50
推 TheLucifer:好棒喔XDDDD 03/27 23:53
推 tBeer: ˋ(°▽ ° )ノˋ( ° ▽°)ノ 03/27 23:55
推 futureblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:55
推 moritachiny:連媽祖也很可愛XDDD 03/27 23:56
→ HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:57
推 miau:XDDDD 03/28 00:03
推 zok:XD 03/28 00:03
推 rufong:XDD 03/28 00:04
推 alibuda2000:媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:03
推 alwaso:真的假的!!??? 感覺神明應該不會為了這種事而.... 03/28 00:04
推 zok:樓上害我又笑了XDDDD 03/28 00:05
※ patpat:轉錄至看板 marvel 03/28 00:06
→ zok:推的好快..是樓樓上XD" 03/28 00:06
推 patpat:借轉 03/28 00:06
推 u86u86: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:06
推 cokewen:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:06
推 flypig1999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:08
推 Arlen7119:XDDDDD 03/28 00:08
推 cosy:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:09
推 ninemay:這樣也行....後來也換了嗎!!?? 03/28 00:09
推 hueycat:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:09
推 mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:11
→ dongone:XDDDDDDDDDDD 拔拔:為什麼他家有電腦我們沒有!! 03/28 00:12
推 moritachiny:媽祖：妹妹被m了~~我也要(發爐) 03/28 00:15
推 timchenegg: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:27
推 bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDD真的好玩...媽祖會不會生氣祂上笨版了XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:28
推 nosae:總結樓上幾位 不管怎樣都要發爐XDD 03/28 00:32
推 ChAngie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:39
推 juneday:XDDD 好好笑~~媽祖妹妹吃醋.......XDD 03/28 00:40
推 DreamCome:什麼是發爐啊 03/28 00:41
推 Ranii:媽祖妹:我也要件新衣服(怒火)(轟!!) 03/28 00:40
推 sheng3476:文昌帝君:都沒我的份 全部當掉 (轟) 03/28 00:42
推 kilda:祭拜的香燒的特別大，應該會有火焰出現 03/28 00:43
推 princessmake:XD 03/28 00:46
推 eastfox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:48
推 MissWang:XDD 03/28 00:54
推 shosuke:XDDDD 03/28 00:58
推 QQ3128:XDDDDDDD 03/28 01:02
推 pequenola:哈................怎麼可以這麼可愛 03/28 01:03
推 souening:XDDDDD 怎麼可以這麼好笑 XDDDD 03/28 01:07
推 muzik:推"魔法少女"...XDD 03/28 01:11
推 lightman:這件事情是真的 至少我們家族這種東西會相信@@ 03/28 01:16
→ lightman:後來兩尊都有換新衣服 03/28 01:16
推 RaelLai:超可愛的>"<.........XDXDXD 03/28 01:18
推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:19
推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:20
推 Whitelighter:XD 03/28 01:23
推 noyt: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:29
推 JerryHsieh:超有趣 03/28 01:39
推 Tery:可以問一下~怎麼問出來的嗎? 03/28 01:42
※ chenguanwen:轉錄至看板 NTPU-JLAW94 03/28 02:11
推 hahaho:XDDDDDDDDDDD原文和推文都好好笑啊XDDDDDD 03/28 03:18
推 wfb: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 04:11
推 whiterose:月老看看身上的舊衣服,"沒人提到我 那我去忙了(笑)" 03/28 05:49
→ whiterose:蹲到牆邊靜靜的拿出剪刀把大家的紅線一一剪掉重練 囧" 03/28 05:50
→ whiterose:月老沒有發爐 可是歸團人士愈來愈多了.........(End) 03/28 05:51
推 franreaac:囧... 03/28 08:01
推 elson38:這下子附近寺廟的神像可能要一起換衣服了.爐有得發了 XD 03/28 08:43
推 Zorina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 08:49
推 bluealumi:XDDDDDDDDDDD....好可愛唷.... 03/28 09:09
推 fjumonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 10:00
※ bagelkid:轉錄至某隱形看板 03/28 10:28
推 Sunicer:這篇很好笑XD 03/28 10:59
推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:14
推 fishoffish:好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:22
推 lfswg:好可愛喔 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:24
推 slhw:好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:32
推 windforty:好可愛XDDDD 03/28 11:45
推 richday:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:53
推 Ferrero0212:好可愛喔.....>/////< 03/28 11:59
推 haggis:實在太可愛了 >////< 03/28 12:55
推 flyblack:可以推推嗎?媽祖姐姐=ˇ= 03/28 13:03
→ peronlin:我也要想問怎樣問出來的耶,哈哈 03/28 13:07
推 jarlinlove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:39
推 edenas:怎麼問出來的啊? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 14:09
推 DeathWizard:XD 03/28 15:22
推 gingling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:25
推 joy71:XDDDDD 03/28 15:29
推 Label:這太妙了啊~~ 03/28 16:05
推 a0919:好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 16:35
推 suncain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 18:11
推 rainley:天阿～～～XDDDD 03/28 18:44
推 suncap:那個...什麼叫發爐？ 03/28 19:18
推 mood39:↑就是爐子突然起大火一陣子 03/28 19:24
推 venvendoggy:魔法少女XD 03/28 19:30
推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 19:51
推 salance:媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 好可愛喔~~ 03/28 19:58
推 miname:媽祖：妹妹發爐了~~我也要(轟~~~) 03/28 20:07
推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/28 21:00
推 kennylin0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 21:17
推 cherlee:魔法少女 XDDDDD 03/28 21:25
推 incanto:本文＋推文，都讓我笑到不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:06
推 pantheratigr:XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:12
推 MarsLin:突然很好奇~媽祖哪來的姊妹? 03/29 01:27
推 lewistsai:樓上的～基本上分靈就會以姊妹，甚至母女相稱～～ 03/29 01:33
※ jaster0921:轉錄至看板 THUIM-1st 03/29 10:13
推 lanton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 11:04
推 bigQmo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 11:50
推 conective:超可愛Q_Q XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:19
推 aqwspop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:25
推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:53
推 paupau0782:媽祖也是有小少女的一面 03/29 14:09
推 weiweililin:媽祖認真了!!!!!! 借轉謝謝 03/29 20:31
推 seasunsky:XD 03/29 21:14
推 asurada:XD 03/29 23:31
推 iamzen:XDDDDDDD我笑得好累... 03/29 23:41
推 fankus:XD 好庫唷 03/30 10:34
推 ARIEL1208:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 11:10
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